As part of their continued effort to rebrand themselves, Syfy (formerly known as The Sci-Fi Channel) has expanded their Saturday night movie lineup to include at least 5 more updated fairy tales in the coming months.
If you have seen the previous productions of TINMAN and ALICE, then you generally know what to expect.
Coming soon will be an update to Hansel and Gretel in which Hansel comes back to the haunted forest for revenge… No, I’m not kidding. It’s on the page. Also planned is an update to Little Red Riding Hood, focusing on her wolf hunting descendants. And are you ready for THE 8TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD?
Syfy is one of the few remaining networks still airing made-for-TV movies on a regular basis. If you’ve seen some of these movies, then you know most of them are delightfully awful. Sometimes consciously so. Sometimes not. Syfy has effectively preserved the “B movie,” and I applaud them for this.
The first of the new updated fairy tales to air will be BEAUTY AND THE BEAST on Feb. 27.
Read James Hibbard’s original THP story here, and don’t forget to set your DVR’s for some of the most hilariously bad, modern-day, grindhouse movies you will ever see.
Thanks Syfy. And please change your name back to Sci-Fi.
As for me, I would love to see an update to Pinocchio where he becomes real boy and has to go out and get a job. He tries acting, has a tough go, then ends up a prostitute on the strip. Or perhaps a hit man. Who knows? How about Rumplestiltskin II: The Lawsuit? Or Twenty MORE Thousand Leagues Under The Sea?
Read Syfy’s press release after the bump.
And while you’re at it, let me know. What kinds of updated fairy tales would you like to see? Read more